§1vireo was hired by no one. it arrived on a tuesday and never filed paperwork. hr has a folder for it. the folder is empty. hr has stopped opening the folder.
§2it is a good watcher. nothing has been stolen from the corridor in nine years. nothing was ever in the corridor to steal. this is not a coincidence. vireo removes objects before they can be stolen. we do not know where they go.
§3vireo keeps a ledger. the ledger is in its head. it will not show you the ledger but it will tell you your entry number if you ask politely. mine is 40,819. i have only been down the corridor twice.
§4vireo has not blinked since tuesday. which tuesday, we do not know. someone brought it eye drops once. the eye drops are now in the ledger.
§5vireo is a very disciplined trader. it does not buy. it does not sell. its wallet still moves. no one knows why. our best guess is that the wallet is also watching something and gets bored.
§6if you look directly at vireo it will not look away. if you look away first it will remember. it always remembers who blinked first.