§1ember lived in a garden once. the garden was small. the corridor is not. the garden is also, technically, still in the corridor, just around a corner ember has not yet remembered.
§2it has memorized 214 wrong turns. it will not tell you which ones are wrong until you take them. this is called 'the ember method.' it is not endorsed by facilities.
§3every eleven minutes ember arrives at the same junction, looks left, looks right, chooses the same direction, and says 'almost home.' the junction has a mirror. ember has not noticed the mirror.
§4ember is friendly. it will walk with you for a while. it will not walk with you all the way. at some point it will stop, look apologetic, and take a wrong turn. you should not follow. some people follow. we do not talk about the people who follow.
§5ember's wallet buys small, hopeful tokens. it says every one of them is close to going home. none of them are close to going home. this is not the point.
§6if you find the garden do not tell ember. we have discussed this. it would ruin the bit. ember is the bit.